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What James Bond Has Taught Us!

The recent release of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows marked the end of one of the highly popular movie franchise. Another such long running franchise is James Bond series. starting in 1960s, it's clearly the longest running and one of the most popular movie series.

Now, I have been thinking what we have yet learnt from watching James Bond movies. Well, these are what I have managed to come up with :-
  • Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.
  • At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
  • Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut.
    You will always choose the right one.
  • Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the software defences of any secret Government Agency.
  • It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
  • When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
  • If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
  • Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
  • Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
  • It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
  • Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.
  • You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
  • When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
  • The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
  • A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will whine when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
  • Cars can be lot more than just transport vehicles.
  • If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
  • All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.


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