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Weekly Updates

  • I reached my classes late for two days in a row.
  • A bat came in my house through the window, and took refuge in my room. I was very much inclined to keep it as pet, but was not allowed to do so (obviously).
  • Read Around the World In Eighty Days for something like thousandth time.
  • Learnt that it's not really worthwhile to repair electric appliances if I don't know how to put things back together after opening them.
  • Pulled off an all-nighter on Saturday to watch movies. Watched three movies back to back, oh yeah!
  • Realized that off all sort of pizzas I have tasted yet, Chicken-Barbecue Pizza is clearly the best.
  • Learnt some Italian, learnt some French. In the end I was mixing up both of them, Clearly should study these languages in alternate weeks.
  • Started to draw a portrait, but put too much red color in the cheeks of its subject in order to make her blush. In the end had to abandon the project.
  • Got rid of terrible cough which I had last week (traces of it are still present).
  • Came back home one day entirely drenched in rain, on purpose.
Today happens to be the birthday of one of my dearest friend Elise.
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELISE!!!

    Hot Politics...er....sorry......Hot Politicians!

    I never really think too much about politics, neither do I care much about politicians. Most of the time, I think of it as a dirty-game, etc etc. But today, I was clearly stuck-on by a politician. Not by the said's politician ideology or anything like that (of which I don't know much really), by by her physical looks.

    Yes, right! The likes of Sarah Palin and Carla Bruni (well, she is not really a politician, but whatever) have clearly got tough competition with the brand new Pakistan's Foreign Minister, Hina Rabbani Khar. Yup, she is really young (about 34 years old), and she is really Cute  (Capital C!)!

    Today when I first saw her picture on the newspaper, I sort of glanced at it, thought that she might be some new film star or something, and dismissed it. Three hours later, I actually read the caption below the picture, and it said she was a the foreign minister of Pakistan visiting New Delhi today, and I was like - Whoa, since when did Pakistani politicians became this Hot! Well, here are some pictures of her at the Delhi airport........



    Now these pics up here are the ones which I collected from Internet, from various news websites. This one down below is the one which was in The Telegraph today. The picture is little blurry, because it is scanned from the newspaper, and apparently, the newspaper wasn't kept in a very good condition by the time I scanned this picture. 

    Well, and here are few more random pics of her (clearly, I fancy this woman a lot).
     

    Ah.......nothing more to say.......A picture is worth a thousand words....you know.....

    There Is No Such Word as Boring!

    Feeling too bored??? Feeling like your life hasn't got any interesting element?? Well, time to check out the awesome getting-rid-of-boredom formula, courtsey my ever-awesome Facebook buddy Freddie. He has complied a list of 100 to-do things when you are bored. Read on, and never complain of boredom again!!!

    1) Press the lol button for every thing as fast as you can, break the world record.
    2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
    3) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
    ‎4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
    5) Ask people on the street what year it is, and look scared when you get the answer.
    6) Go into an elevator and start talking abo...ut how small elephants are.
    7) Call random number and ask "What's your favorite scary movie?".
    8) Go to a Chinese restaruant and ask for Mexican food. 
    10) Go around in a worker suit and scream bob the builder can we fix it yes we can!!!!!!!
    11) Put a jellybaby on the seats next to you and stop anyone who tries to sit down..(In town or home).
    12) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
    13) Pretend to be a hobo. You might get soup.
    14) Throw a pokemon ball at your teachers head and scream "gotta catch em all".
    15) Kick random people into open manholes while shouting "This is Sparta!" all the while.
    16) Run into a boys gym class and start singing winnie the pooh and dance to see what happens.
    17) Buy fuzzy socks and put them on your dogs ears and take him 4 a walk and c wat they say.
    18) Go to a 24 hour gas station and buy one penny worth of gas.
    19) Buy some pancakes and throw them at your friends face,see what they do.
    20) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
    21) Type in a random number and when they answer yell U KILLED MY MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!!
    22) Go sit on your neighbor's car, and scream "GIDDYUP, HORSIE!!!!"
    23) Go to walmart carrying a stack of eggs and fall on purpose, then run away.
    24) Creep out some random people by asking them if they can rub your feet.
    25) Make a nametag that says "If you are reading this, you are too close." Wear it all day.
    26) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
    27) Go up to a random person and say "Waldo! i haven't seen you in ages!!!!!!"
    28) Freak out the next time someone says hello to you.
    29) On halloween pretend it's christmas.
    30) Give a cashier a $100 bill and ask for change in pennies.
    31) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
    32) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    33) Ask a british lady to say "thats one dirty fork".
    34) Go up to random people and shout , WERE DID YOU PUT MY FAMILY?
    35) Throw pudding at your cat, then scream at it to get a job.
    36) Go into a public place fully clothed and shout, "no-one look I'm naked!"
    37) Microwave your homework.
    38) Dress up as a superhero pretending to stop bank robbers.
    39) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
    40) Find a person named Scott from Scotland and make fun of him endlessly.
    ‎41) When in an elevator ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
    42) Yell cheese bubles in a crowded place and see who looks at you.
    43) Call someone and ask for their phone number, then show up at their house and ask for their address.
    44) In the middle of class/work, get up, stand on a chair or desk and try to steal the light bulb.
    45) Crawl thourgth the drive thougth window at McDonald.
    46) Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mommy I need help!"
    47) Buy a squeak toy and squeeze it in the most public places.
    48) Order a pepperoni pizza. Then say "And remember... no pepperoni! Hang up before they can reply.
    49) Go up to a old lady and ask them if they like ham. If they do give them a block of cheese...
    50) Have a staring competition with a Walmart sticker, then laugh at it when it blinks.
    51) Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet.
    52) Throw mustard etc.at random passer-bys.
    53) Go to the mall and scream "Stop stalking me" to your mom!
    54) Take a Quarter and Super glue it to the floor in Walmart.Watch how many people try to pick it up!
    55) Go to McDonald's wearing a burger king crown.
    56) Pull over on a highway and scream into a bull horn "LIFE IS A HIGHWAY!"
    57) Ask random people at wal-mart if they know the muffin man.
    58) Make a bunch of LOST PET posters for your pet brother,and see how many people actually call you
    59) Put your head in a bag yelling, I FOUND NARNIA!
    60) Ring at every door in your neighborhood and collect as many eggs as you can, it's for charity.
    61) Sing "I'm A Bee" by the Black Eyed Peas while standing next to a beehive.
    62) Go to staples and shout "WOW! that's a low price!!!" at every price you see.
    63) Sit in a cage with your obese, obnoxious dog while ordering bacon air freshners on ebay.
    64) Buy a dog, paint it green and shout "gremlin!, gremlin!"
    65) Go up to a random person and start yelling at them and ask them why they ruined your life.
    66) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
    67) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
    68) Pretend to be a werwolf in front of someone whos addicted to Twilight.
    69) Walk into a police station with a mango and accuse it of killing your cat.
    70) Leave your best friends # on a piece of paper and put it on your teachers desk saying "CALL ME!"
    71) Go to ikea, climb the incredibly high shelves and pretend to be Tarzan.
    72) Go to a restruant then whatever you order eat while crying (for no reason).
    73) Put someone's stapler in jello.
    74) Run barefoot through your neighborhood screaming.."HELP DUST BUNNIES HAVE INVADED MY HOME!!"
    75) Get a tatoo of the face of the person who did the tatoo.
    76) Run up on a down escalator shouting " How are you people walkng soo fast".
    77) Get a frozen fish and push it around in a baby stroller.
    78) Randomly fart on a date and then tell your date to stop farting. [LOLOLOLOL]
    79) Walk up the street screaming aliens are invading, and see how many people come out.
    80) Place posters around town saing: "HELP, LOST HOUSE FLY!!! NAME BUZZ, about 1.5 cm tall!!!
    81) Go to a random house and walk in and say honey I'm home.
    82) Sit on top your car and when people drive by, shout, "don't point! pointings rude!"
    83) Go to a restaraunt and ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
    84) Go outside into the middle of the street and dance around like a foxy peguin.
    85) Go into an elevator so there is only 2 of you in there poke the other person and pretend it wasn't u.
    86) Go to work in just you underwear telling everyone, "Why does it matter? It's just a dream."
    87) Do something ilegal like go out side at 11 p.m. and scream I am the lion king.
    88) Play marco polo in a busy intersection.
    89) Attack you neighbors with an army of garden knomes!
    90) Walk around sniffing people.
    91) Wear a frog outfit and walk around town saying "MOO".
    92) Go to a butchery and ask for some lettuce.
    93) Interview a tree in a public place.
    94) Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
    95) Fall down your stairs and then apoligise to every single one of them.
    96) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
    97) Throw M&Ms at people any say I'M NOT AFRAID!
    98) Go to a place with an elevator and pretend you live there.
    99) Go to an atm machine and when the money comes out scream i win i win.
    100) Take over the McDonalds Playground and don't let the little kiddies on it and laugh evilly.
    101) Go back up this list and notice that there is no number "9". 

    Every Moment He Has Lived.............

    I have been thinking about writing this since the Harry Potter movie came out one week ago, which I saw on its opening show. But then I decided to hold it till its reviews came out in The Telegraph, one week afterward, and anyway, I was kinda busy in this week. But oh boy, what a movie it was. For instance Rotten Tomatoes gave it a rating of 97%, and The Telegraph gave it 10/10 in all its categories, a feat unseen before in my memory.


    While Deathly Hallows Part 1 was more of a road movie. Part 2 kinda brought it all back to Hogwarts (though not a fabulous place anymore), fast paced, and yet deeply moving. Watched as a stand-alone movie, it is likely to strike newcomers as completely mystifying, but committed and even semi-committed fans will surely welcome it as a worthy climax to the most successful film franchise in the history.


    Well, I am not going to write a movie review here, so I better put down some of my most favorite scenes from the movie. Though all of the movie was sort of a big favorite scene, here I choose a few :-


    The Dragon Escape: The trio escape the Gringotts bank on a big flaming-throwing dragon, flying over the streets of London. Though it was as much exciting in the book, the movie made it sort of come out to real. Personally, I can't think up anything more cool than flying over the London on a dragon. Ron cries out- "THAT WAS BRILLIANT......ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT".

    Voldemort's Voice In Hogwarts: A little girls gives out the blood-curdling scream, and everyone reels under the effect of some unknown force. "Give Harry Potter to me or the battle in on". Exhilaratingly creepy!


    Statues Come to Life: The final battle is about to start and everyone is coughing up their resources. Professor McGonagall flicks her wand, utters the spell, and the giant armoured statue jumps to life - Magnificent! Bang, bang, bang, more statues come jumping in! We all clap & cheer in pleasure & awe.

    Protecting Hogwarts: Professors Flitwick, Slughorn and others cast protective enchantments around Hogwarts to produce one of the most magical sights. The enchantments come together high above the Hogwarts to form a big protective dome. Then comes the attack from Voldemort's army - a volley of blue jets- striking the dome and frizzing out. Way too cool!!

    Snape's Memories: In the pensieve, the scenes where Snape looks longingly a young Lily Potter, his tearful request to Dumbledore to protect her from Voldemort and his breaking down as he hugs Lily's lifeless body will not leave any true Harry Potter fan dry-eyed (I am talking from experience).



    Neville's Moment of Glory: Even as Ron and Hermione struggle to kill the snake Nagini, Neville  regains consciousness and with the sword of Griffindor slices of the giant snake's head. All hail Neville Longbottom!



    Nineteen Years Later: An older Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione stand on Platform 9-3/4 to see off their children to Hogwarts, a Chocolate Frog leaps on to the window of the Hogwarts Express, taking us all back to 10 Muggle years to the first train journey that Harry Made to Hogwarts and the Chocolate Frog that had jumped out then.

    In short, this movie was one of the best movie I have seen in recent years. And needless to say, the best Harry Potter movie so far. After watching it, I was torn between satisfied pleasure and sadness to be taking leave of Harry Potter! Well, as I said earlier, all good things do come to an end!

    What James Bond Has Taught Us!

    The recent release of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows marked the end of one of the highly popular movie franchise. Another such long running franchise is James Bond series. starting in 1960s, it's clearly the longest running and one of the most popular movie series.

    Now, I have been thinking what we have yet learnt from watching James Bond movies. Well, these are what I have managed to come up with :-
    • Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.
    • At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
    • Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut.
      You will always choose the right one.
    • Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the software defences of any secret Government Agency.
    • It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
    • When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
    • If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
    • Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
    • Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
    • It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
    • Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.
    • You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
    • When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
    • The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
    • A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will whine when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
    • Cars can be lot more than just transport vehicles.
    • If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
    • All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

    It All Ends!

    Tomorrow is the release date of the last Harry Potter movie. After all these years, the Harry Potter series is finally coming to an end. Its been so long, I am getting kinda nostalgic. The companionship of me and Harry Potter (books, and then movies) has been very close for all these years. I sort of grew up reading Harry Potter books, watching Harry Potter movies, following Dumbledore's wise thoughts and quoting & swearing by it characters in daily life.

    Most of my personality today is defined by Harry Potter (among other books and things). It was the thing which pointed out to me that we can always choose what we want to be, that we can put our trust in certain people can be assured that they will never fail us, that there are worst things than death, and that owls can be kept as pets.

    Besides these, it was Harry Potter which induced in me a passion for reading.When the first Harry Potter book came out in April 1997, I was four years old. That time, I used to think novels as those-thick-books-without-any-pictures-not-really-worth-reading. It was in either 2001 or 2002 that I came across the first Harry Potter movie, and absolutely loved it. After that, it was just me and Harry Potter! I dug up all the Harry Potter books available at that time, finished them as quickly as possible, and started waiting for new ones. In this waiting period, I re-read all these Harry Potter a million times, and then went on to read other novels. In short, if it weren't for Harry Potter, then "Reading" wouldn't have been on my the top of my Interests list.


    The last book of Harry Potter was already out in 2007, tomorrow (today?? its 00:09 already!) with the release of its  final movie, it will all end. Well, all good things do come to an end. I am going to miss you A LOT, Harry!

    Sleepy Art!

    Last night I was having this strange thing going on. I was trying to sleep, and was in-fact able to fall asleep somehow, but would wake up again in about 15 minutes. This process was repeated several times, until I realised that it might be impossible for me to fall asleep for several hours due to some reasons beyond my understanding. So I decided to goof away online for a while but got too bored with it (There is nothing good on internet anymore, I am starting to think that this internet-thing has almost ran it course now). Well, I took on to some more traditional method of killing time - Drawing.

    Ergo, I took out my very old Art Copy, opened it, and started to think what exactly to draw in first place. Obviously I didn't wanted  to work on anything big and elaborate at this time of night, so I settled in for simple pencil-shading. Now, a few days ago I had seen somewhere, maybe in a some sort of ad in the newspaper, that there was a image of tiger made by using the English alphabets (I don't remember now what this sort of art is called). That image was very cool,the tiger there was made by using the words "Tyger Tyger Burning Bright", which is actually the opening lines of a poem called "The Tyger" by William Blake. Well, I decided to give it a go.

    However, the tiger which I had originally seen was very much tigery-type - bold, ferocious and majestic. What I managed to draw was somewhat similar, only instead of ferocious it looked like someone was strangling it by neck. Lol. Here it is :-
    So, lesson du jour :- Don't try to draw things when you are half asleep, things can turn funny.
    But anyway, rest of the drawing is kinda cool!
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