Bird Poop!!!

Mostly Humorous.

Art Thingy - III

Alone In Crowd

Girl Watering Plants
This is actually a picture of Richie. This is how she usually comes up on terrace every evening.
Ah well, don't know how to describe this one. I just thought that no one can be a proper artist until he draws pictures with some nudity, and hence the above picture came into existence.
The Eye
Lol, its funny that a gaping eye is right below a semi-nude girl.

Geeky Quotes Vol - III

And the geekiness continues:-
  • If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
  • I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
  • A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
  • People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  •  The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.
  • C://dos
  • In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
  • The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! (Lolol)
  • Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
  • Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
  • Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
  • Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.
  • To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.
  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
  • If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. — Weinberg’s Second Law!

Art Thingy - II

Saw them on the banks of a pond sorta thing near my home. They were quite intriguing. 

Violin Girl
I saw a similar picture at the facebook profile of one of my friends. Somehow, it stuck to me as a apt sequel to my previously drawn "Waiting Girl" picture.
Look, that girl is happy now!!!

Beyond Apocalypse!

So we are finally into 2012!!! Glad I could make it this far. But would I, or in a general sense, the earth will be able to get on into 2013 AD????
Well, 2012 is particularly notorious for a certain apocalypse rumor, all dating back to ancient Mayans. Apprently, they didn't thik the earth would be able to carry on beyond December this year, and thus didn't bothered to made any calenders beyond that.
Personally, I don't think that the world would end just because the Mayans were too lazy or not to smart enough to make calendars beyond 2012. The status of Harry Potter page on January 1st made more sense to me. It read - "2012: The first year when we neither have a Harry Potter book nor a movie to look forward to. Maybe that's why the world is ending this year."

So just in case there indeed an apocalypse, and by sheer luck you survive it, then I think you should be start prep-ing now so as to manage in the post apocalyptic world. Here are a few practical tips, hopefully they will come in handy:-
  • Wear Clean Underwears - You will never know when is the next time you will get to change.
  • Get handy with basic tools.
  • Learn how to do your pooping work outdoors. Toilets might be a luxury in post apocalyptic scenario.
  • Learn to find the directions by the help of stars.
  • Train your palette to the tastes of "Earthly" food.
  • Get some nice, tough, durable shoes.
  • Learn Morse Code.
  • Follow the mice and the cockroaches (esp the 'roaches, they ahve survived everything till date).
  • And most importantly, FATTEN UP.


Happy New Year, everyone!