Bird Poop!!!

Mostly Humorous.


OK, this post was supposed to be here on Christmas day. But for some reason I had been really busy, and consequently really lazy on the weekends, so haven't been blogging much lately.

Anyway, moving on. I had been thinking of giving Richie a Christmas gift, but couldn't really decide what to get for her. I could have bought something for her, but this time I wanted to do something more "personal". So the best thing which came to my mind was to make her a nice drawing, something Christmas-sy. And what could be better than the famous and lovable poster of movie Its A Wonderful Life. So, I did that :-

Its does looks good, I got it all laminated and presented it to her, and she loved it. That blank area at the top left-hand corner was ideal to write a small message, but that ain't for public viewing. ;)

Geeky Quotes. Vol - II

Here is another bunch of geek quotes, a follow up from previous post. My favorite quotes here are those in green.

  • A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
  • A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
  • To go forward, you must backup.
  • I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  • Better to be a geek than an idiot.
  • Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.
  • Be nice to geeks when you're in school, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up.
  • Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.
  • Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.
  • The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
  • The box said 'Required Windows 95 or better'. So, I installed LINUX.
  • Mac users swear by their Mac,
    PC users swear at their PC.
  • Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.
  • Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
  • If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime."
  • I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway.
  • The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot."
  • Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.