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Harry Potter Addict?

Its a common knowledge that I am a big big big fan of Harry Potter. But how do someone finds out that he or she is apparently addicted to Harry Potter. Simple enough, check out the list below. If you are one of these, clearly you need some help.

  • "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.
  • You ask for a broom for Christmas.
  • You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
  • You went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
  • You were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace.
  • You say Lumos Maxima when it's too dark.
  • You say Scourgify after finishing your business in toilet.
  • You say Aguamenti when you go to pee (lol).
  • You hiss back at the snakes.
  • When you get irritated on someone, you start thinking about ways to hex him/her.
  • You start looking for toads as pets.
  • You start giving away gold and silver coins for purchases.
  • You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"


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