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Geeky Quotes Vol - III

And the geekiness continues:-
  • If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
  • I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
  • A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
  • People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  •  The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.
  • C://dos
    C://dos.run
    run.dos.run
  • In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
  • The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! (Lolol)
  • Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
  • Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
  • Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
  • Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.
  • To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.
  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
  • If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. — Weinberg’s Second Law!

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